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Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
How do eels get around the seabed?
They go by octobus.
Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please.
Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I'm in the bus queue, aren't I?
What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
Hop on.
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
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