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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
Squash.
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?
I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?
Because he was skint.
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down." "And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "you'd stand up and let four people sit down."
What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?
A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.
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