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When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?
I prefer to ride on top, but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There's no room,' they said. 'It's full up!'
'But you must let me on!' shouted the man.
'Why, what's so special about you?' they asked.
I'm the driver,' replied the man.
Why did the bus stop?
Because it saw the zebra crossing.
What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?
Dead.
Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
Conductor: No.
Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don't sell them!
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