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Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it back,' Sam said.
Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself?
Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.
Conductor, this bus was very slow!
Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!
Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today?
No. Is there a strike?
No, they're stopping to let the passengers off.
What have I got in my hands?
A double decker bus!
You looked!
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