Bus jokes

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Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.

Q: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?
I wouldn't fit through the door.

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